ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
(Source: , via thewhit3girldiaries)
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.
Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.