reichenbackdatassup:

I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”

(Source: spockdarlin)

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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(Source: bakrua)

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

taking the PSAT
  • student: i don't feel well
  • student: im going to pu-
  • student: *runs out of the classroom*
  • teacher:
  • teacher:
  • teacher: *pulls out flamethrower*
  • teacher: I must DESTROY the answer sheet

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)